It's Been a Hard Day's Night

Things I learned today:

-That when the air-raid/tornado sirens across the street wake me up in a panic the world is not ending nor is it being overtaken by zombies. Apparently the system is checked the first Wednesday of every month, although this morning was the first time I have ever heard in the year I've lived here. My heart didn't stop its rapid palpitations for an hour.

-That I should check the labels more closely when I peruse the sales rack at Target. I tried a dress on and thought "Ugh, this dress makes me look pregnant, no wonder it's on sale." As I took it off with slightly lowered self-esteem I saw the tag, "Liza Lang Maternity"

-That employees who drink on their lunch break will often leave a more generous tip in an effort to displace their guilt.

-That taking a two hour nap at 10:30 at night is never helpful nor productive.